For a change, I thought it would be fun to do a Patch from Scratch update using our little flip cam.
I did it in one take, got my son’s age wrong (he’s three and a half months), forgot most the good things I wanted to say, and realised just how much I’m beginning to look like a proper dad, with my bald spot and crap hair.
Ailsa’s camera work is rather jumpy, so apologies for any nausea caused. This is entirely my fault, I didn’t actually tell her the route I was going to take around the plot. This is because I didn’t know myself.
Perhaps if I do another video, I’ll slow down, keep to my 2-minute limit and, y’know, plan what I want to say.
For now, sit back and marvel at a waffly man heading for middle age well before his time…